I, for one, welcome our new technocratic, environmentalist, socialist overlords

Any group that successfully manages to perpetrate a hoax involving tens of thousands of individuals from all over the world... would sure be able to elect a politburo of unimagined efficiency.

Ninety-seven percent agreement collusion conspiracy among climate scientists? One can only imagine how effortlessly they will get the trains to run on time, or tame the business cycle.

The future never looked so bright.

[Note to self: File under right-wing paradoxes.]